Bigfoot

21-08-2008


Right, so, apparently the revelation last week that two guys had found the body of Bigfoot has now turned out to the a hoax on their part.

Did anybody actually not see that coming?

And yet the Bigfoot society of idiots that believe in that sort of thing are said to be "devastated" that they were "hoodwinked" and that the mystery has been going on for far too long. They paid two guys money for a big block of ice that had something (a gorilla costume as it turns out) inside of it. Before knowing for certain what was inside it.

But the Jester is confused, because I remember about two or three years ago some guy actually admitted to being Bigfoot. He said he had the suit, showed people the suit, all while being on his deathbed. It had been a practical joke that he loved for so long. So if somebody has actually admitted, and shown evidence to back up their story, that they made up Bigfoot, how is the mystery still going on? Somebody has publicly declared, and then died, that they are in a costume they made and all the photos from years past are of them.

What makes the "Bigfoot body" story even more hilarious, in this day of digital cameras and modern technology, the photo of the body that was sent into the Bigfoot Hunters was grainy and hard to make out.

Almost as if they were trying to obscure the truth or something.

Or maybe Bigfoot gives off massive amounts of radiation that prevent clear pictures being taken, even if the person is standing two feet away with a digital camera normal used in space telescopes.

If you ask me, the society wasn't so much as hoodwinked as anal probed (see what I did there).

Blue_jester