Don't mess with The Jester

08-03-2009


Because chances are you will just be a complete and utter tool and I will be smarter than you and you're little "power" trip will result in me proving I am that little bit sneakier than the average person.

Just saw Watchmen, very cool movie that people should see, with my little brother. Now apparently the movie is rated at 16s and he is 13 so this presented a pickle. We were told that because I was going in with him it would be okay, but it turns out that is for 16a only, not 16. Anyway we went into the screen that the movie was showing and this cinema twat with a torch, a lisp, and a pole shoved so far up his ass it gave him a big ass nose wouldn't let the little bro in.

I asked very nicely if he could bend the rule this once (maybe fibbing a little that the kid wasn't 13 but was really 16, a lie that he was playing himself) because we wouldn't be able to go home and get ID that would prove his age before the movie started.

Little power trip geek was having none of it (I dunno why because nobody was in line behind us to rat him out).

We left, got tickets refunded, and headed home. But both of us wanted to see the film, so Jester hatched a plan.

Back in my younger days I used to make fake IDs. Very good fake IDs, for a certain college in Dublin city. They were so good that one day a real and fake one were compared in a pub and the girl comparing thought that the real ID was the fake one. So I figured I would fall back on these skills today, having most of the old tools lying around still.

One hour later and my brother has aged three years and is able to rattle off his new birthday date without so much as a pause. Back up to the cinema we go, two tickets purchased and into the same screen.

The little power trip geek is cheeking the ID (that was possibly the most poorly made one I have ever done) and waves us in. Happy that he won his little victory.

Twat!

I'm The Jester, you can't get up early enough to outsmart me. You should just stay up all night and try and get me the next morning.

Incidentally, if anybody needs a fake ID...

Blue_jester