Morning Traffic

08-04-2009


Sweet Jesus Christ people actually do that regularly for work? Really? Without the urge to kill, destroy, mount the kerb and drive like all get up?

Daily?

I work in a place that allows for flexi-time. Something that some folks (I'm looking at the empty intern desk as I type this) take advantage of while others (such as me) use to come in a half hour after nine just to help avoid the traffic.

Today I was in the traffic, for a valid reason, and nearly lost my marble. Nothing bloody moves, it just sits there like a massive carpark. Lights change, nobody moves, lights change again, cars from another road block the junction, lights change again, nothing moves.

From where I live to where I needed to go can be done in twenty minutes. Well twenty five-ish, but that's flat. Door to door. This business of talking over an hour to do a twenty five minute drive is crazy talk.

I think I will either get cracking on that car that can fly or just buy a monster truck and be done with it.

Wonder who is libel for damage caused by a monster truck?

Blue_jester