Bunnies, Mothers and Dempsey

16-04-2009


Remember the rant about the bunny, the glorious chocolate white creation of teeth destroying goodness? Well if the mother hasn't somehow gotten me a second one to chow down on. See kids, all you have to do is be nice the odd time to your mammy and you get nice little treats like that. I am actually chomping at the bit to get my hands on the little white bastard even as we type this.

Speaking of which, found out last night that the mother (new to the magic of the Internet) has become a reader of The Bauble. This is both good and bad news. Good from the point of view that she can actually work an internet browser long enough to get to the site. Also "Hi Ma!" for whenever you do read this. Bad from the point of view that, as any other reader of the site will know, it's full of crap.

I mean crap.

Random thoughts that pop into my head, rants about social situations, computer stuff. Half the mad and crazy schemes that I come up with. This can only end badly. It was hilarious though when this knowledge came out last night. Instantly my brothers and sister were all trying to think if

A) Their bebo pages contained vast amounts of evidence to be used against them and

B) If their bebo pages were public.

You have to love the trust that exists in the family unit.

Speaking of rants, the old Arch Nemesis is back at it. That's right folks, Noel "I'm a Dickhead with a stupid haircut" Dempsey, Minister for Transport in the land that is "Rip Off Republic" Ireland, has once again come into the cross hairs of the Jester.

The NCT on my car ran up a few days ago and I didn't get a notice to remind me to book one before that happened (although I probably should have been keeping an eye on it as well but I forgot). So, no big deal, I will book it in. Except Dempsey has gone and announced that from May 1st not only is there to be a fine for not having the NCT but you will now get five points on your license.

FIVE FUCKING POINTS!

This has to be stupid. The max you can get for speeding is four points, the average is two (speaking from experience) and speeding can result in loss of life. How in God's name can you justify five for not having a piece of paper that says "Yes, the government charged you to test your car and we found it to be alright".

I mean alright, fair enough, you should do the NCT and all that. But five points seems to be a lot extreme considering you only get two for driving while talking on the phone or speeding and those two things could result in the death of somebody.

But why is he in the crosshairs today? Not because of the five points of stupidity, no. But because I CAN'T FUCKING BOOK AN NCT BECAUSE THE STUPID COUNTRY CUNT HAS GONE AND SCARED THE ENTIRE COUNTRY INTO GETTING AN NCT BEFORE MAY!

Honest to God if I ever meet that man in the flesh there is going to be trouble.

Rant over. Just like Dempsey's time on Earth!

But hey, I get to see "The Boat that Rocked" tonight, so life is good.

Blue_jester